Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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