I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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