Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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