I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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