So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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