She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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