Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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