I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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