I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
