thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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