She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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