ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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