your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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