forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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