I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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