I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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