All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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