This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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