Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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