No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My butt remains clenched, sir.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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