I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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