I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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