her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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