Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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