lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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