I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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