went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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