love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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