..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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