I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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