are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Houston, we have a squirter
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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