R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
