Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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