Hey man sorry I got all grabby
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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