Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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