Yo dont text me then not text me
Me too!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
