So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
