I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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