i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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