if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have feelings that need drinking.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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