Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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