She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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