My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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