this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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