butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
is it fun? or sober?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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