i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
