I am puke
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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