When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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