You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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