Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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