Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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