well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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