So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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