Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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