Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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